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Ray Johnson has just started working for an www.gambling-portal.com'>online casino guide. But, he loves collecting humorous conundrums like those above. Thought of others? Send them to Ray through www.gambling-portal.com

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Many articles supply answers, but here I do not. If you want to rack your brains for finding the answers to these life conundrums. Here, I ask the questions. Beware. But, I warn you.

Should I begin? Ok, here I go:

1) How come Tarzan has no bears even though he grows up with wolves in the jungle?

2) Why does glue not stick to the insides of the tube or can that it comes in?

3) Why do they use sterile injections when executing someone who is condemned to death?

4) Why do we press down harder and harder or the remote controls even though we know that the batteries are low?

5) Why is it that when someone hits us in the ankles with his supermarket trolley and then appologizes, do we say that everything is ok? I mean, things are not really fine. These are not easy, and though somewhat hilarious and funny, they are right and true to life. I have mentioned but a few. Why is it that we do not say that it hurts?

6) Why is it that whatever the color of the bath soap, the bubbles are always white?

7) Why is it that you will to no degree find a day when mattresses are not on sale?

8) Why is it that online casinos always bid big prize funds for their tournaments but in no way reveal the right name of the winner behind the competition is over?

9) If mortal beings evolved from monkeys, why is it that there still are monkeys?

10) Why did the Japanese Kamikaze pilots wear helmets during the second World War?

11) Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but, then, duck when the empty gun is thrown at him.

12) Why do banks charge a delegate when you go into liability even though they know that there is no cash in that account?

13) Why do people go caudal again and again to the refrigerator hopeful that something new to eat will appear there?

14) Why do people move their vacuum cleaner over a thin thread lying on the floor, zigzag down, pick it up, examine it, and then, spot it on the floor again and move the vacuum over it again?

15) Why do people give faith to it when they are told that there are more than quartile billion stars, but when they see a sign that says wet paint, they have to and check?

16) Why does a plastic bag not yawn at the end where you first try to perforate it?

17) Why do you at no time lend an ear jokes about father in laws?

18) Why are there thud insects inside enclosed electric lamps?

19) Why is it that in winter we try and keep the house as warm as it was during the summer when lumbar in the summer we hated the heat?

20) Why is it that every time you try and catch something that is about to fall off the table, you always hit something else and drop that instead?

Conclusion:
Life has in oddities and conundrums: some funny, some less. Think of more? Send them to me...."

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